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50 gallons of s _ _ _ in a 5 gallon bucket.
A man's got to know his limitations. EASTWOOD
A wish to conceive hope, hoping determines faith, faith to materialize reality.SCHUCK
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
All that's neccessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing. FRANKLIN
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the American government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. HENRY FORD
Anytime you have not had a friendship experience, with your business experience, you have been under paid.
Are you intimate with that tool? I need it. SCHUCK
Ask about our exclusive purchase plan. - Buy now, pay today. LIMBAUGH
Back up until you hear glass. HESSELEIN
Be there or be square.
Beam me up Scotty. There is no intelligent life down here.
Beggars can't be choosers.
Better to let people think you're a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. CLEMENS
Birds of a feather flock together.
Bulls_ _ _ walks and money talks.
Character is the strength to carry out a resolution you have made after the mood in which you made it has passed.
Come one, come all.
D_ _ _ lies, lies, statistics. CLEMENS
Dead men tell no lies.
Dear customer, we cannot help you the way you want us to help you, however, we can help you the way you need to be helped. - Management. SCHUCK
Democracy is a sheep and two wolves deciding what to have for lunch. Freedom is a well armed sheep contesting the issue. GORDLEY
Don't blink don't grieve. 2010 SCHUCK
Don't let your alligator mouth override your hummingbird _ _ _.
Engineering is not an adjective, it is a noun. - The aforementioned engineering can be incorrect. SCHUCK
Entrpreneurs do more than anyone thinks possible, with less than anyone thinks possible.
Equation: amount = completion. SCHUCK
Excellence for God on earth now, and excellence in Heaven for all eternity next. SCHUCK
Existence, survival, must cancel out programming.
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Fifty dollars, no hollars.
Give me liberty or give me death.
Go, blow, or punch a hole in the bank. SCHMITT
God is in the details.
Good enough is not good enough.
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:if it moves, tax it.If it keeps moving,regulate it.And if it stops moving,subsidize it. REAGAN
Great faith in a great God will come against a great enemy and win a great victory. D. SWAGGART
He jumped out of a perfectly good airplane and the helmet he was wearing did not break his fall.
Hide and watch. SCHMITT
Hotrodders eliminate.
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.
I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
I believe that banking institutions are more dangersous to our liberties than standing armies. If American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property - until their children wake up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. JEFFERSON 1802
I have forgotten more than you will ever get to learn.
I have wondered at times about what the ten commandments would have looked like if moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.... REAGAN
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. JEFFERSON
I use all the brains I've got and all I can borrow. WILSON
I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have got so much more of it. CLEMENS
If it don't go, chrome it. SCHUCK
If you can't beat them, join them.
If you can't dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle them with bulls_ _ _.
If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools. PLATO
If you snooze, you lose.
If you want to be a winner, you can't be a quitter. FOYT
If you're racing with mirrors, you don't have enough horsepower. (see FasiAutomotika engines) SCHUCK
In God we trust, all others pay cash.
Indecision is a terrible thing. MILLER
Information right from the horse's mouth.
Innovation separates the leaders from the followers. BAUN
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Einstein
Is this the party to whom I am speaking? TOMLIN
It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession.I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.REAGAN
It is easier to fool people than it is to convince them that they have been fooled. MARK TWAIN
It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes, a principle which if acted on would save one half the wars of the world. JEFFERSON
It takes a man to wear pink.
It's not how fast you go, it's how long you go FAST. LIVERS
Jesus makes it happen! SCHUCK
Katie, bar the door.
Keep the rubber side down.
Labor Rates:
      $35 per hour
      $50 if you watch
      $75 if you help
      $150 if you worked on it yourself
Lead, follow, or get the h _ _ _ out of the way.
Living one throttle position at a time, flat out or no throttle at all. SCHUCK
Lost time can be lost forever.
Make me an offer I can't refuse.
Make my day. EASTWOOD
Most problems are really the absence of ideas.
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government. JEFFERSON
Never let your mind write a check that your body is not prepared to cash.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Never loose the will to be better than you are.
Never tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. PATTON
No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. REAGAN
No free man shall ever be barred the use of arms. JEFFERSON
Nothing even comes close. Snap On tools.
Nothing is for free except salvation in Christ Jesus.
Older than dirt.
One cook is a cook,
      Two cooks are one half of a cook,
      Three cooks are none at all. Hesselein
One of the world's great problems is a perfection of means, but a confusion of ends. ALBERT
Perfection demands  * time
                                  * patience
                                  * money
            Do you possess these virtues? If not, the door to this shop that let you in will let you out. SCHUCK
Pride and deception go hand in hand. SWAGGART
Reality is an illusion you must overcome. SCHUCK
Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God. JEFFERSON
Run what you brung.
Run your welder not your mouth. MARTIN
Say as you do, do as you say. SCHUCK
Slower than dirt.
Smell of a Hess - He _ _ of a mess.
Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it and hell where they already have it. REAGAN
Socialists can provide you shelter, fill your belly with beans, treat you when you're ill, all the things gauranteed to a prisoner or a slave. REAGAN
Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
Successful people discipline themselves to do the things others will not do.
The best things in life are free.
The British are coming. The British are coming. (Sorry folks, they're already here.) REVERE
The Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. JEFFERSON
The essential quality of a market system, contrary to popular thinking, is not that it promotes greed; but rather that it renders greed harmless. ISRAEL KIRZNER
The hands and brains of thoughtless men destroy what time will never build again. FINSON
The most terrifying words in the english language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. REAGAN
The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on earth is a government program. REAGAN
The Republicans are coming. The Republicans are coming. (Sorry folks, they're already here.) (2000) SCHUCK
The plot thickens. SCHUCK
The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government. JEFFERSON
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. JEFFERSON
The trouble with tribles is, they proliferate. RODENBERRY
The way to avoid criticism is to
* say nothing
* do nothing
* be nothing
There are sleeping dreams & waking dreams, some not always as they seem. ROSETTI
There are two kinds of people in the world, the ones who can weld and the ones who can't.
There are two ways to conquer and enslave a nation. One is by the sword....the other is by dept. ADAMS 1826
There is no substitute for cubic inch. LIVERS
There isn't any way to libel the intelligence of the human race. CLEMENS
There's a way to do it better - find it. EDISON
There is no substitute for hard work. Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration. EDISON
This is not Burger King, you cannot have it your way. SCHUCK
Thinking implies uncertainty.
Times a wastin.
To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. JEFFERSON
Trust, but verify. REAGAN
Truth is going to be truth, irregardless of ignorance or refusal to believe. STONE
Water, the wine of eternal friendship. HEIPLE
We ask as you enter this shop that you do not use the swear word "mileage". If this word is inacted in any fashion, we will be forced to give you a simple device called a mathematic calculator, for you see by virtue that you stand here with your broken car, your mileage is very poor. - Management. SCHUCK
What a drama. SCHUCK
What goes up, must come down.
What seems to be impossible often is possible.
What the mind of man can conceive and believe, the mind of man can do and achieve. STONE
When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty. JEFFERSON
When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe. JEFFERSON
While some people are weatherwise, most people are otherwise. FRANKLIN
Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass. SHAKESPEARE
With malice at forethought. (I do commit)
Wrap your head around this.
You can run, but you can't hide. (the Patriot Act) SCHUCK
You cannot strengthen the weak, by weakening the strong. LINCOLN
You can't be stylin' until you be dialin'. SCHUCK
You're a legend in your own mind.

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